When Breweries Don't Count: Vine Street Celebrates 4 Years

If you’ve read more than, say, three Beer in Colorado posts then you’re doubtless aware of Nicole and I’s mission to visit every brewery in the state (we’re at 79).  We realize it is a daunting task.  So daunting, in fact, that we never intend to complete the goal; for every new brewery we visit, two or three spring up elsewhere.  Furthermore, there are tons of tiny, mountain-town breweries that are well removed from the beaten path thus making for a difficult destination. 

There are ways of alleviating the enormity of the situation, though.  Foremost, not every brewery in Colorado “counts.”  Some breweries have subsidiary locations sprinkled throughout but these outposts are not included in our overall total.  For example, the Breckenridge Brewery in Breckenridge does indeed count but the Breckenridge Tasting Room on Kalamath Street in Denver does not count; it may be the main production facility but it wasn’t the first to operate under the “Breckenridge” name.  The same goes for SandLot Brewery at Coors Field as it is, unsurprisingly, a Coors-owned facility.  Likewise, C.B. & Potts, Hops Grill & Brewery, and the Anheuser-Busch InBev facility in Ft. Collins do not count as their corporate headquarters are located out-of-state—we do have standards, you know.  Downtown Denver’s Rock Bottom kind-of, sort-of counts because, although the parent company is based in Tennessee, the very first Rock Bottom to exist was the one on 16^th street.  It’s a bit of a gray-area. 

Which brings me to the point of this post: not long ago, I received an e-mailed press release concerning Vine Street Pub & _______.  Why the blank space?  Because, for years, that’s what their sign advertised; they had beer but they didn’t have the means of making it.  That changed this past weekend when a 4^th anniversary party was held in honor of Vine Street’s new brewing system.  Usually, that means our brewery count rises but, according to our self-imposed rule, we remain at 79 since Vine Street Pub & Brewery is an offshoot of Boulder’s Mountain Sun Pub & Brewery.  We may refuse to consider it among our list of Colorado breweries visited but that doesn’t mean we refuse to have a good time.

Hopefully their brewing facility is more permanent than their sign

The party started on April 20^th at 4:20 (this family of breweries is known to be exceptionally hippie-centric) and featured live, outdoor music complements of By All Means Band, BBQ from Chef Annabelle Forrestal, beers donated by Great Divide Brewing Co., Brewery Ommegang, and Green Flash Brewing Co. in support of Judi’s House, and a special beer release known as Capital Saison.

The new equipment

 Everything about this event was great except that our schedules wouldn’t allow us to be present for the party's kick-off—a huge annoyance to Nicole and I whose punctuality is so ironclad that our friends have turned it into a running joke.  Alas, we couldn’t attend until a little after 7pm and, by then, the party was in full swing—crowds inside and out, the band rocking the whole neighborhood, and BBQ smoke wafting through the air like ascending spirits.  All of this was great to see as it makes me happy when local breweries succeed but it’s much easier to be present for the transition from quiet get-together to raging party than to interject one’s self into the mayhem after the fact.  That’s where Nicole and I found ourselves: on the outside looking in. 

I was still going to get a celebratory beer, though, so I ordered Hooligan Oatmeal Porter (6.1%), a beer that’s black when sat on the table, dark, ruby-red when it’s held to a light, and topped with a mocha-brown foam.  It smells of sweet milk chocolate and the flavor is a bit smoked, a bit roasted, and all-around chocolate-y.  A velvety mouthfeel rounds out this beer.

Hooligan

Aside from a mighty tasty Cuban sandwich, that pretty much sums up our time at Vine Street.  If it sounds like I’m cutting this short, I am.  Don’t worry, though, I’m currently working on a more intimate look at the new Vine Street facilities.  Stay tuned, folks.

Prost!

Chris

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Breaking the No-Beer Streak at Hops & Pie

Though this blog has undergone trivial changes since its inception a year and a half ago (I no longer write reviews for bottled and canned beers because I have my Examiner.com page for that and I no longer write about my homebrewing adventures because I want to focus on places and events that are open to the public; unless you’ve stowed away in my garage, I’m the only person that participates in my homebrewing activities), I’ve stayed true to my central goals.  One goal is to make Beer in Colorado as much a travel journal as it is a beer blog; that’s why I write about the events leading up to each post as well as the ambiance and personal encounters Nicole and I experience at breweries and tasting events.  Another goal is to be as honest as possible; it’s not always sunshine and lollipops (although it is 99% of the time) and I make a concerted effort to be steadfast in my opinions.  Lastly, I try to update often enough that my readers aren’t left hanging for multiple weeks.  It is in this last goal that I have had minor failings.

Nicole and I just haven’t been doing much in the way of beer lately and, believe me, it’s not for lack of opportunity—to think that America’s craft beer hub wouldn’t have something happening every week of the year!  Beer events are held all the time but they take time and money; we need to cherry-pick from the multitude and attend only the events in which we’re really, really interested.  Plus, we’ve hit most of the breweries in the Denver metro-area (still a few hanging over our heads, though) and hitting the mountain breweries takes a bit more effort.  We just haven’t done enough in the world of beer recently to constitute a blog post and, for that, I apologize. 

However, I fear I mislead.  Beer is still a part of our lives—it just lately hasn’t been as significant a part as I would like.  What can I say?  I’m desperate to get in an April posting and I’m willing to subject you to less-than-groundbreaking beer news to do so. 

With all my cards on the table, I present to you Denver’s Littlest Big Beer Fest at Hops & Pie featuring the beers of Equinox Brewing.  It sounds like a fun time (and it is) but it isn’t all that unique since Hops & Pie hosts these events quite regularly (I lost my shirt the last time I attended one).  Nonetheless, it was a rainy Sunday, we hadn’t had an Equinox beer for about two years, I’m always down for a visit to Hops & Pie, and, as mentioned, I needed some blog fodder so away we went.  

This was the first time Nicole and I had visited Hops & Pie since their expansion and, boy, did they need it; even now I worry that they don’t have enough space.  We found a seat and ordered the sampler platter of Equinox beers: The Details (9.2% ABV), Total Eclipse (8.3% ABV), Midwinter Warmer (10% ABV), and Paz Imperial Stout (8.3% ABV).

From left to Right: The Details, Total Eclipse, Midwinter Warmer, & Paz Imperial Stout. In background: a damned fool. 

The Details is a Belgian-style golden strong ale and is pale yellow and cloudy in appearance.  The aroma is interesting—it smells like sour apples or pear or hard cider.  At any rate, the aroma is fruity.  It’s a dry beer and the fruit flavor pops up on the palate, too.  The high alcohol content warms the mouth.

Total Eclipse, an imperial brown ale, is murky brown-red like the waters of the Mississippi River.  The aroma is quite unique; as Nicole put it, “it smells like an Asian restaurant.”  Indeed, with a big enough whiff, one can pick up on an aroma that’s not unlike hoisin sauce.  The flavor is roasted and one can pick up hints of dried, dark fruits. 

The barleywine Midwinter Warmer looks like flecks of rust that have been stirred into water.  Spicy and earthy scents emanate from the glass while the flavor leaves the drinker with trace flavors of wood and cherries.  There is a roasted quality to this beer, too. 

Paz Imperial stout is black with brown highlights and a tan foam.  If one were to take their coffee with hops then one would be familiar with this beer’s smell.  It tastes like smoke, bitter hops, and roasted coffee all mixed together in a blender and it leaves the drinker salivating after each sip. 

We finished our platter, noshed on some artisanal pizza (man, I love prosciutto on my pie), and headed back home.  Was it an epic journey to rival the likes of Odysseus and Gilgamesh?  Perhaps not.  Still, it was a great way to break up the no-beer monotony and, really, any trip to Hops & Pie is a trip worth taking; it’s a wonderful neighborhood craft beer bar and if you’ve never been then what are you waiting for? 

Nicole and I have at least one big beer-related story planned for May, June, and July so hopefully I won’t be forced to scrape together a story out of almost nothing again for a good while.

Prost!

Chris         

A Tale of Two Breweries

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of ales, it was the age of lagers, it was the epoch of hops, it was the epoch of malts, it was the season of highfalutin, it was the season of modesty, it was the spring that came too soon, it was the winter that never really happened, we had beer before us, we had a lot of beer before us, we were all going direct to Gore Range Brewery, we were all going direct to Crazy Mountain Brewing Company.

2012 has been Colorado’s year of juxtaposition; the good and the bad coexist, the days of three-foot snow dumps are followed by days of midsummer-like heat-waves, and the arrival of the NFL’s best quarterback heralds the departure of the league’s worst.  This state has been breaking even lately and Nicole and I’s weekend in the mountains further supports this thesis.

It started in Steamboat Springs where the weather was paradisiacal but the snow conditions were, like too many Colorado ski slopes this year, utterly barren.  Where the joy of being around one’s family was counteracted by a sibling’s failed 360 spin resulting in a broken wrist.  Where artfully-crafted beers from Upland Brewing Co., Sun King Brewing Co., and People’s Brewing Company (a birthday present brought out to me by my Hoosier parents) shared shelf-space with the so-called “King of Beers.”  The non-attracting opposites continued on Nicole and I’s trip back to Denver where a detour to Edwards introduced us to two breweries that share the same town and nothing beyond. 

First stop: Gore Range Brewery.  Initial impressions are everything and the first thought I had when I entered Gore Range was, “this looks like a Rock Bottom.”  It’s safe, suburban, and overzealous with rustic wood décor thus creating an inauthentic atmosphere like that found in a Western furniture and home accent shop.  The too-perfect placement of the interior design seemed sterile, robotic, and catering to the stereotypical Vail Valley skier that turns up his nose at dust, disarray, and other evidence of human life.

Thankfully, the beer did something to redeem this place.  We ordered a sampler platter that included GRB Lager, Fly Fisher Red Ale, Powder Day Pale Ale, and Bourbon Barrel Stout. 

GRB is a clear, straw-yellow beer with a grainy, sweet aroma.  The flavor is, likewise, grainy and with a little sweet corn and pretzel thrown in for good measure.  GRB finishes dry.

Fly Fisher has a light amber—like whiskey—color and it smells like caramel corn.  The flavor is quite feeble but what can be tasted is, like in the aroma, caramel-like.  

Though there is a touch of haze, Powder Day is mostly clear and is the color of polished brass.  Light pine notes define the aroma and an equally light pine taste defines the flavor.  The bitterness in this beer is fleeting and faint even at its strongest.

Bourbon Barrel was far and away our favorite and, really, the only beer on the menu that dared to step up to a seasoned beer geek’s standards.  It is a pitch black beer with reddish highlights topped with a thin yet dense head of tan foam.  Bourbon Barrel, unsurprisingly, smells like whiskey and vanilla while the flavor leans more towards the vanilla as whiskey takes a backseat.  It features a silky mouthfeel and a woody aftertaste.

Left to right: GRB, Fly Fisher, Powder Day, and Bourbon Barrel

 

Based on the four beers we tasted, I’d deem GRB a good summertime beer, Powder Day as a beer you’d use to train a newbie on to hoppy beers, Fly Fisher as an all-around plain and boring beer, and Bourbon Barrel as worthy enough to be counted among some of the state’s best stouts.  It’s a roller coaster of beer quality—anything but consistent.

Pretty sweet patio, though

Gore Range brew room

 We got a quick bite at Gore Range (on a positive note, the chowder is actually pretty tasty) and headed to Crazy Mountain Brewing Company.  To say these two breweries are opposites is to say the least.  Let’s count the differences, shall we?

Gore Range is easy to spot with its large, light-up sign pointed towards a busy road in its strip mall setting.  Crazy Mountain is, likewise, kind of in a strip mall but on the backside, lower level (the building is on a hill) under a martial arts studio and next to an industrial parking lot with barely-there signage.

There's a brewery in there?

Gore Range has a beautifully sculpted wooden arch over the front entrance.  Crazy River has a roll-up garage door with a pile of patio furniture acting as an impromptu barrier keeping a pack of wild brewdogs at bay.

Gore Range features puffy booths and the same wooden chair repeated throughout the brewery.  Crazy Mountain has beetle-kill picnic tables (as well as beetle-kill tap handles and bar tops) and repurposed chairlifts as seating.

Gore Range looks like a family-friendly chain restaurant.  Crazy Mountain—with its pinball machines, mini-fridges, boxes of clothes, and trashcans made of discarded grain bags—looks like the rec room in a frat house.

Perhaps the biggest difference is noticed in the aromas in each place.  Gore Range smelled like, well, nothing; like I said earlier, it’s a sterile environment.  Crazy Mountain, however, is permeated with the sweet smell of brewing: steeping grains, boiling hops, and the unmistakable scent of pride in a beer well brewed.

We ordered a big, big sampler platter and, quite honestly, we were a bit overwhelmed so the following reviews are sparse at best.  Furthermore, since the crew was brewing up a new batch, the whole room smelled like a microwaved bowl of Grape-Nuts so assessing aroma was a near-futile endeavor. 

Lava Lake Wit (5.2% ABV, 15 IBU) is the color and clarity of champagne.  It has a wheat-like aroma and a chamomile and bubblegum flavor.

I’ve already reviewed Mountain Livin’ Pale Ale extensively on my Examiner.com page.  Read it here.  Also, read the Crazy Mountain Amber review here.

Horseshoes & Handgrenades American ESB (6% ABV, 35 IBU) looks like a shiny, new copper penny and is defined by its toffee and caramel flavors.

Hookiebobb IPA (6.7% ABV, 87 IBU) is the color of straw and it is bitter on the back of the tongue.  It is not an overpowering IPA but it lets you know it’s there.  

Cara de Luna Black Ale (5% ABV, 25 IBU) has ruby-red highlights outlining a dark brown body.  It tastes like the average light lager but with a lightly roasted finish.

Snowcat Coffee Stout (5.9% ABV, 57 IBU) is a pitch black beer with blood-red highlights.  It’s somewhat sweet with a coffee-like aftertaste. 

Maria Brugge Belgian Brown (6.7% ABV, 40 IBU) is mahogany in color and tastes of toffee and dark fruit.

Front row, left to right: Lava Lake, Mountain Livin', Amber, Horseshoes & Handgrenades, Hookiebobd, and Maria Brugge.  Cara de Luna (left) and Snowcat (right) in the back. 

We snagged some free stickers, got the card for the beetle-kill carpenter (I got me some ideas), and headed back to Denver.

The purists may say, “it’s should be all about the beer; surroundings be damned.”  I am not a purist.  Some may stone me for spouting such notions but I don’t believe beer happens in a vacuum; I assess my breweries based on the entire drinking experience and that includes the environment and community in which I drink.  Every outside source affects the taste.  For that reason, the beers at Gore Range tasted just a little bit worse than they should have and the beers at Crazy Mountain tasted just a little bit better.  Agree or disagree, that’s how I make my approach.

Prost!

Chris

With all the new breweries that keep opening on the Front Range, Chris and I haven’t made time to visit the mountain breweries. We decided to take the long way home from Steamboat and visit the breweries of Edwards.  First up was Gore Range. The Bourbon Barrel Stout is one of the most velvety beers I’ve tasted; this is the way a stout ought to feel. The rest of the brewery was quite generic. Even the rustic furniture didn’t make it feel very welcoming or home-y. Like most big restaurants, it was a “get in, get out, and be on your way,” philosophy [Even with that philosophy the service was pretty slow ~ Chris].  It was a Monday afternoon so there were only a few occupied tables but I imagine the atmosphere would be very different on a Saturday afternoon during March Madness or football season.

The scene was very different at Crazy Mountain. I was immediately drawn to the old chairlift that served as a bench in front of the brewery. I was welcomed by a yellow lab, Gus, that waited patiently for us to come in and pet him. Once we entered, we were greeted by several dogs that begged for our attention—dog-friendly, indeed. The taproom was comfortable with a laid-back atmosphere; someplace I would hang out on the weekends.  It’s an unassuming taproom but that’s exactly why I liked it.

Good or bad, Gore Range and Crazy Mountain have helped push our Colorado brewery count to 79 and that, I think, is an impressive number.

Nicole

Taking "Buy Local" to a Whole New Level with Alpine Dog Brewing Company

“Support local businesses”: the rallying cry of the ethical consumer.  Forgo Wal-Mart, they say, and visit the little shop on the corner.  Shun King Soopers; instead, check out the neighborhood farmer’s market.  Going to McDonald's?  You'll find a tastier meat sandwich at Highland Tap & Burger.  The same sentiment can be applied to beer.  Why are you drinking Guinness when Left Hand’s Milk Stout is readily available?  Who needs Corona when Ska’s Mexican Logger is close at hand?  Jonesin’ for a Bud Light Lime?  Here, I have a locally-harvested bucket of liquid cow s*** to slake your thirst. 

Yes, it’s a good idea to buy local beer no matter where you live but Colorado takes it a step further; instead of buying at local breweries, we buy in to local breweries.  Introducing Alpine Dog Brewing Company, an upcoming brewery that’ll do more than serve you beer—it’ll make you part of the company. 

Last Tuesday, after a brief business meeting with my sister at Ale House at Amato’s, I sat down with Gardiner Hammond, 26, the man behind Alpine Dog.  Hammond is looking to make some high-quality ales to satisfy Colorado’s discriminating taste but he’s run into a problem: Alpine Dog has neither a location nor a brewing system.  That’s where you, local beer lover, come in.   

Go to Alpine Dog’s Kickstarter.com page now and give generously to this business venture.  Not too keen on throwing your money around?  Don’t worry, Hammond is no bum and he isn’t looking for hand-outs—he’s looking for a mutually beneficial situation.  You see, depending on how liberal you are with your cash, you can earn prizes of increasing quality.  If, for example, money is tight and you can only donate $5 then you will receive a complimentary Alpine Dog sticker.  If, however, your rich uncle just died and bequeathed you a hefty sum, you might consider donating $5,000 thus giving you the opportunity to brew a commercial-sized batch of beer on the Alpine Dog system (Hammond’s shooting for 7 barrels) to be served in the taproom.  What’s more, those who contribute higher amounts also receive every prize given to those who donated less.  That is to say, you could get a batch of beer, a sticker, and everything in between (bottle opener, shirt, pint glass, contributors-only opening party…etc.).  For more details on the prizes, visit the brewery’s Kickstarter.com page. 

So, what exactly are you financing?  When Alpine Dog opens its doors (likely in the Highlands or Capitol Hill), you can expect a taproom that is all-out Colorado; rustic, cozy, log cabin-esque.  You can also expect a variety of beers but a special emphasis on big, bitter hops since Stone Brewing Co.’s Arrogant Bastard was one of the beers that initially turned Hammond on to craft beer culture.  There will also be numerous Belgian-style beers from which to choose.  Perhaps, in the future, Alpine Dog might also sponsor a mountain bike and ski/snowboard club but let’s not get ahead of ourselves; right now, let’s just get this thing opened.

Hammond has been a homebrewer since his friend introduced him to the craft in college.  Afterwards, Hammond brewed for Old Mill Brewery & Grill in Littleton but, even with commercial-sized equipment at his fingertips, Hammond never stopped making beer at home: his homemade brews won him awards at the 2011 Colorado State Fair as well as the 2012 Big Beers Belgians & Barleywines. 

Hammond has previously supported beer documentaries such as Beer Hunter: The Movie and Two Girls One Pint via Kickstarter.com so won’t you embody good karma and reciprocate?  Everybody knows Colorado loves craft beer; show the world how deep our love is by helping this brewery get off the ground.  Go to the Alpine Dog Kickstarter.com page now and be a part of something big.

Prost!

Chris  

Celebrating Diminishing Maladies at River North Brewery

I may sound like a bitchy, worn-out Facebook status but it’s a fact that being sick sucks.  One aches, wails, and curses their creator for providing an earthly vessel of such insufficient capacity.  Writhing in agony, feverish delusions grip the mind, snot flows forth like a crack in the Hoover Dam, and anemia causes the afflicted to become as feeble as Calista Flockhart on a diet.  But that’s not even the worst of it!  The worst part is that—because of the NyQuil, antibiotics, and general illness—one is prohibited from drinking beer!  As you can imagine, that didn’t sit well with me.  Oh, how I yearned for that sweet, sweet elixir whilst in the throes of malady.  How I hungered for a drop of hoppy bitterness and a dash of malty sweetness.  The temptations were too great and, I must admit, I delayed my recovery as I drank a beer or two before being 100% recuperated.  I regret nothing.     

Intense though an ailment may be, the hop for convalescence keeps one battling.  Eventually, a sunbeam broke through the menacing cloud—my immune system kicked in, ridded my body of illness, and prompted me to celebrate my newfound vigor.  First order of business: attend a birthday party.  Though the invite specified a wine and cheese pairing, I felt a beer and cheese pairing was just as applicable so, with mix-pack in hand (Deviant Dale’s from Oskar Blues, Foreign Style Stout from Upslope, and Solstice from Funkwerks), Nicole and I headed to Wheat Ridge to celebrate the aging of our friend. 

Fun though the party was, I felt that my recovery deserved a bit more in the way of life affirmation.  Thus, amidst the revelry, Nicole and I made plans to attend a new brewery on the following day with our friends Robin and Justin.  Our destination was the newest brewery in town (at the time of this writing): River North Brewery.

Behind a roll-up garage door on the corner of 24^th and Blake sits River North Brewery.  As you can ascertain by its name, the brewery is in Denver’s River North neighborhood (near the river, north of Coors Field) otherwise known as RiNo to those prone to wearing tight jeans, thick-rimmed glasses, and ironic facial hair.

We entered the taproom and found it to be cozy and in the clean-lined, modern industrial genre of style elsewhere found in breweries like Renegade and Denver Beer Co.: copper light fixtures, simple slate-colored walls, sturdy but minimal bar stools.  Though the tap room is small, it looks as though there is an abundance of unused space in the brewing area.  Might this tiny brewery be expanding in the future?  They certainly have room to do so. 

I had been sick recently and had I poured a good amount of alcohol down my gullet the night before so I started out small with a taster of Hypothesis (9% ABV, 130 IBU), a Belgian double IPA.  Nicole got a taster of BPR (6.4% ABV, 57 IBU), a Belgian pale red ale, and Robin and Justin got a sampler of everything on tap which, in addition to Nicole and I’s beers, included Hello, Darkness (6.2% ABV, 55 IBU)—a black IPA, River North White (5%ABV, 20 IBU), and J. Marie Saison (7.5% ABV, 23 IBU).

Hypothesis is cloudy and orange.  Based solely on appearance, once might confuse it for Blue Moon.  Actually, based on appearance and aroma one might confuse it for Blue Moon as the nose is packed full of orangey, spicy esters—this Belgian double IPA’s scent puts a lot of emphasis on the Belgian part.  It’s herby and pleasant but it lulls the drinker into a false sense of security because hops are nowhere to be found on the nose but there’s a helluva hop smack in the flavor.  It’s big, it’s piney, it’s full of grapefruit zest, and any Belgian notions are pushed to the side to make way for its brash, American-style hop assertiveness. 

I sniped a few quick sips from Robin and Justin’s sampler (Hello, Darkness = more malt than hop, River North White = crisp and dry, BPR = mildly sweet) and ultimately ordered a full pour of J. Marie.  Quite honestly, I was too caught up in socializing to take any useful notes so I’m afraid I can’t remember much save for the fact that this saison is a bit heavier on malts making for a darker color, a sweeter flavor, and a reduction in the quintessential spiced nature found in traditional saisons.  Despite the high ABV, it’s quite sessionable.

Left to Right: Hello, Darkness; River North; J. Marie; BPR; and Hypothesis

We paid our bill, snagged some free stickers, took a detour to Sweet Action Ice Cream, and headed home.  There are pros and cons to River North Brewery.  The pros are that it is in a hip neighborhood, it has an intimate and welcoming taproom environment, and the beers are, at their worst, a B-.  The cons are that, in such a sunny piece of the world, there’s no outdoor seating.  Yes, they have a roll-up garage door wall but that wall is set back in a 3-foot deep enclave effectively preventing any sunbeams from penetrating into the taproom.  Maybe they’ll be able to cram in some sidewalk seating; it’d be a squeeze but it’d be possible.  Furthermore, there were no stouts, porters, or other beers of a highly malted quality (unless you count Hello, Darkness).  However, I’m reticent in counting that against River North as they are well under a month old and one thinks that, in time, they will indeed be serving up some dark beers.  There were, after all, only five of a possible eight tap handles being used on our visit; those remaining three could be the new homes of upcoming black beers. 

Regardless of any minor faults, River North is a worthy addition to the Denver craft beer scene and Nicole and I are proud to count it as number 76 in our quest to visit every brewery in Colorado. 

Prost!

Chris  

The usual gang of idiots

In a beer town like Denver, you’re never far from a brewery; every neighborhood is able to claim a brewery as their own. River North Brewery is a welcome addition to a part of downtown that, just a decade ago, civilized people avoided. After Coors Field was built, RiNo saw new life: a surge of new lofts were built, bars and restaurants opened, and people weren’t scared to walk around the neighborhood after dark.

River North Brewery occupies a huge space on the corner of 24^th and Blake. Although the space is huge, the tap room is rather small. As I perused the beer menu, nothing caught my eye; I quickly ruled out the double IPA and the black IPA. I was left with a red and a white (which sounds more like a wine list than a beer list) plus a saison. I settled on the BPR which is not to be confused with PBR. The BPR was tasty but not something I could drink an entire pint of as it was a little too bitter for my taste buds.  Seeing as it is so close to Coors Field, I was hoping for a Rockies or baseball inspired beer name.  Come Rocktober they will, perhaps, provide Rockies fans with a special beer since River North would be a nice place to grab a pint before or after a ballgame.

Nicole

Drunk and Jittery: Coffee Beer Fest at Denver Beer Co.

When you drink champagne in the morning, people think you have an alcohol problem.  When you drink champagne with orange juice in the morning, people think you’re a jetsetter.    When you drink vodka in the morning, people think you should attend AA.  When you drink vodka with tomato juice, Worcestershire sauce, a celery stick, and a dash of hot sauce in the morning, people don’t think twice.  When you drink a beer in the morning, people think you’re a frat brother or a fisherman.  When you drink a beer brewed with coffee in the morning, people think you, like me, attended Denver Beer Co.’s Coffee Beer Fest this past Saturday, February 18^th.

Let me just get it out of the way right now: I love Denver Beer Co.  I love their industrial taproom, I love their hip location on Platte Street, I love their constantly-rotating list of off-kilter beers, and, most of all, I love their quirky events like Barleywine Burritos Brewers Breakfast and Oktoberfest 2011.  Everything they do I enjoy so when Nicole asked if I wanted to go to Coffee Beer Fest it was like asking Pauly D if he wanted more Ed Hardy shirts.

We arrived ten minutes early for the 9am event and milled outside the taproom.  That may seem early for a beer festival but, as my dad says, “You can’t say you drank all day unless you start in the morning.” 

It may have been a mid-February morning in Colorado but, even then, we could tell by the clear, clean air and sunny warmth that it was going to be glorious beer–drinking weather.  A digression: why do out-of-staters assume Denver is the frozen tundra?  People walk around in sandals during the winter months and the fact that they’ve numbed their toes through years of snow sports is only half the reason; the other half is because the city’s weather is usually blue sky with a chance of awesome.

The doors opened and, like herded sheep, we funneled into the front door.  We picked up our souvenir coffee mugs in which our unlimited beer pours would be served as well as a coupon for one Chile Billy breakfast burrito.

We snagged a table fast since the taproom was quickly filling in behind us. We bellied-up to the bar and ordered our first beer.  It is an interesting study in perception when you serve beer in a black coffee mug; wires in the brain get twisted.  You know those optical illusions where names of colors are spelled in letters of a different color (e.g. Blue, Red, Yellow, Purple) and it takes a moment for you to realize the color of the letters because different sides of your brain are giving you disparate information?  That’s what it was like drinking beer from a coffee mug.  Even though you know it’s beer in your cup, it is somewhat of a shock to taste cold liquid because something inside your head tells you to expect a hot beverage.  The beer’s foam also looks like coffee froth thus strengthening the illusion.

Happy, wired attendees at Coffee Beer Fest

Denver Beer Co. served up six different types of beer and, although they all shared the common ingredient of coffee, they were all quite different from one another.

Stormy Winter Stout is a stout that had been oak-aged for five months in a barrel that first contained red wine and then contained coffee beans.  The end result is a beer that features an almost La Folie-like tartness with an underlying coffee flavor. 

Espresso Milk Stout is a cask conditioned stout with Brazilian espresso beans from Paris on thePlatte.  This was the most “coffee-like” of all the beers.  I would even say it is more coffee than beer; it tastes like cold, dark, roasted espresso with very little of the stout coming through.

Swineheitsgebot is a smoked lager that was aged with coffee beans and infused with bacon.  The funny thing about this beer is that it featured three strong flavors—smoke, coffee, and bacon—but, when they’re put together, they seem to keep each other in check so that no flavor dominates.  One would think that a beer with so many wacky additions would make for a wacky taste but Swineheitsgebot’s coffee and smoke are only supporting flavors and the bacon is most prevalent as an aftertaste when breathing out after a swallow.  Overall, the flavor of Swineheitsgebot is that of a traditional, German lager with minor deviations. 

Paris’ Neighborhood Roast Coffee Stout is another stout brewed with Brazilian beans.  It is a lot like Espresso Milk Stout except that the “stout-ness” is more noticeable on the palate.  If Espresso Milk Stout is like black coffee, this beer is the cream version. 

Cascara IPA was brewed with cascara—the dried fruit shell one is left with when the coffee bean has been extracted.  There is a cherry and tobacco quality to this beer that is unlike anything I’ve tasted in a beer before.  I was struggling for a comparison and I almost wrote down that it “tasted like a fine cigar with dried cherries rolled in” but realized that was a bit obscure.  Finally, I realized that I have tasted this flavor before—in a hookah.  Cascara IPA is liquid shisha. 

Novo Roast IPA is the same as Cascara IPA except with roasted Ethiopian coffee beans.  The beans do much to balance the fruit and tobacco essence of the cascara thus making for a less intense drinking experience. 

There was a seventh, non-caffeinated beer on tap for those who started developing the shakes: Pueblo Chile Beer served with a splash of Bloody Mary mix.  It’s not bad but I’m proud of my Bloody Beer (or michelada) recipe and a pre-made mix cannot compare; you got to make each concoction by scratch.   

In between beers, Nicole and I also snarffed-out on breakfast burritos and an unlimited supply of bacon (by the end of the event, about 45 pounds had been served).  We also enjoyed the company of other attendees and held deep, intellectual debates on when it is and is not okay to inform your server that her fly is down (note: mentioning a “giant V” is probably an uncouth way of going about it).

Everybody wants a little Chile Billy

By the time we had finished, the left half my face was sunburned and I was so juiced on caffeine that I was shaking like a crackhead jonesing for a fix.  Nonetheless, the event was worth both the jitters and looking like a certain Batman villain.  What can I say that I haven’t already said about Denver Beer Co. events?  Nothing, so I’ll repeat myself: Denver Beer Co. throws the best events in town.  If you haven’t been to one yet, you have a mental illness that makes you averse to fun situations.  Seriously, you should get that checked out.

Prost!

Chris   

I’ve mentioned my addiction to smart phones in previous posts; I use mine to check Facebook and email about 20 times a day. This may seem excessive but there’s a good reason behind my addiction: finding out about the latest events that are happening at my favorite places. When I saw that Denver Beer Co. was having a Coffee Beer Fest I was only mildly interested because I don’t really like coffee and I can handle only a little bit of coffee flavor in my beer. However, when I read through the description of the beer fest and saw that I could get a breakfast burrito from Chile Billy and unlimited bacon, I thought it might be worth mentioning to Chris. The other part of the event description, the unlimited mugs of coffee beer, was also tantalizing.

I generally over-estimate the time that it takes to travel places and find parking. I am proud of my punctuality. That said, I am used to spending a lot of time searching for parking at Denver Beer Co. on busy Saturday afternoons but at 9 o’clock on a Saturday morning, when most of the city is still asleep and/or hung over from the night before, it became clear that I didn’t need to allow for so much time. The fact that we arrived before the beer fest started came as no surprise.

I started my morning with the Espresso Milk Stout. I was surprised by how this beer tasted more like coffee than beer. Although I don’t like the bitter coffee flavor I nonetheless really liked this beer. My second favorite beer of the morning was a toss-up between Paris’ Neighborhood Roast Coffee Stout and the Novo Roast IPA (also listed on the board as the Ethiopian IPA).  Both had bold coffee flavors infused into the beer. Maybe I like coffee more than I thought. The most interesting beer was the Cascara IPA. Chris said it tasted like hookah, I thought it tasted like cherry or raspberry iced tea.

This was a beer fest but I don’t want to skip over the food. Chile Billy is at Denver Beer Co. almost every Saturday.  I believe I have mentioned in previous posts their delicious chicken pot pie. If I haven’t mentioned it, I will now: it is the best pot pie I have ever had! It has a cornbread top instead of the traditional pie crust. Try it!  Trust me, you will enjoy it.

Since it was Coffee Beer Fest, it’s only appropriate that they have breakfast burritos and bacon. The burrito was smothered in green chili and packed with flavor—a great way to start the morning. And, really, who can go wrong with unlimited bacon (well, I guess if you’re a vegetarian)? One of my more vivid memories was seeing a woman wearing a shirt that had a cute little pig holding a plate of bacon and a caption reading, “Please don’t eat me – I love you!” I am not sure if she actually ate any of the bacon but I am curious to know if she did. I remember her wearing that same shirt at Oktoberfest 2011 where Helga the Pig was roasted and paraded around the room before being made into pork sandwiches.

Every time we go the Denver Beer Co. we meet fun and interesting people and this time was no exception. Chris and I were originally seated inside at our own table but, as the sun started to warm up the tap room, we decided to move out to the beer garden. We sat down next to a couple that, like Chris and I, sometimes participates in the Denver Beer Co. Run Club on Tuesday nights. Their friendly Australian Shepherd wanted to see if we would share our bacon with him.  No dice.

After a while, we were joined by two brothers that were intent on taking advantage of the free bacon. At one point, they returned from a bacon-run to share the news that the bacon lady’s fly was unzipped. I suggested a paper airplane with a note attached might let her know of her zipper’s status. Thus, an airplane was made with the simple phrase “XYZ PDQ.” I had to explain the PDQ part which made me question if that’s a common abbreviation or something unique to my middle school [Vice-Principal Lamar Bone said it all the time on Nickelodeon’s “Doug” so I’d say it’s universal ~ Chris] . In the end, I was persuaded to break the news to her as it would seem less awkward coming from a woman than a man. It was still awkward but I hope she appreciated that I was trying to spare her some embarrassment.

I will continue to be glued to my smart phone so that I can find out about the next Denver Beer Co. beer fest and you should too! You really don’t want to miss out on any of their events.

Nicole